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A lot of the political satire and humor on this page is provided by The People’s Cube

The People’s Cube was founded by Oleg Atbashian who lived in the Ukraine before moving to the U.S. in 1994. While living in the Ukraine he sometimes worked as a propaganda artist for the old Soviet Union. To learn more about Oleg: click here

If you want a good laugh at liberals, we urge you to visit The People’s Cube to enjoy Oleg’s satirical humor that so incenses the liberal left that he was actually purged from Google for a period of time. The People's Cube - Click here to read the story: Google Purges The People's Cube Worldwide.

Liberalism: A normal state of a healthy person whose brain developed under the caring guidance of the progressive establishment. As opposed to the rigid and bigoted Republican/Capitalist/Conservative brain, a Liberal/Socialist/Democrat brain is hard to map because it undergoes perpetual reshuffling of its centers and synapses. Generally it can be characterized by a compassionate concern for not taxing the rich enough, combined with generosity in spending other people's money. A liberal brain is known to have a well-developed "blame-America" synapse, a benign "Smarter Than Thou" tumor, a Global Warming Panic Center, the Entitlement Synapse, Moral Relativity Gray Area, and a "P.C. Lobe" responsible for speech codes, multiculturalism, racial quotas, and alternative lifestyles. The underdeveloped areas of a Liberal Brain usually include those that handle common sense, personal responsibility, sense of humor, patriotism, and work ethics. The eternal motivational force that keeps a liberal going is typically a daily doze of Starbucks coffee combined with the dialectical struggle of the opposites - the feeling of being a victim of oppression and the feeling of guilt for oppressing the others at the same time.
This would be funny if it wasn't another disingenuous "pull the wool over their eyes" move by our Spread the Wealth Administration and Congress.

News Flash - Washington Post - Monday, April 20, 2009; 2:23 PM

Obama to Order Cabinet to Quickly Cut $100 Million From Department Budgets

President Obama convened his Cabinet for the first time today and instructed department heads to trim their budgets by a combined $100 million over the next 90 days, cuts he said would help overcome a "confidence gap" among the American people about the use of their tax dollars.

This graphic from Heritage’s John Fleming might help put this in perspective.

Now, listen to the video and note what is said:
  • Going through the federal budget line by line
  • Expect to cut 100 programs
  • This is to make the American people feel like their money is being spent wisely
  • Cumulatively it sets a tone
  • It adds up to real money - even in Washington.

Oh, yeh?

Let’s see, if 100 programs are each cut by $100 million that adds up to $10 billion dollars!

Wow, that’s 2.4% of the original $410 billion appropriations bill and a whopping 0.00271% of the Administrations $3.69 trillion dollar budget for next year.

I will sleep better tonight knowing Washington is looking out for my money. Watch the video and you’ll sleep better,too!




Animals that were formerly self-sufficient now are almost totally dependent on National Park subsidies after joining the Democratic Party. Rather than foraging as nature intended, they now sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.



This Democrat black bear photographed in Montana has been nicknamed Bearack Obearma.
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